My Brother Bought a Tesla

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 I’ll just say it: I’m not the kind of guy who would look at a Lamborghini and go, “which model is that?” No, I’m the kind of guy who would just be happy that he saw a Lamborghini.

So you would think that when my brother told me that he bought a Tesla I would be like, “huh, that’s cool, I guess.”

But a Tesla for me is way better than a Lamborghini. "Why dost thou make such an outrageous claim?"

Before you take out your swords, let me explain. I do not like driving cars. The minute I put my hands on the steering wheel, my body goes into petrified mode. Even if the road is empty, I’m scared I’ll crash the car into the curb. 

Tesla’s full self driving though, that changes things. I no longer need to worry about steering, switching lanes, or just driving in general. The car does that for me. So, ironically enough, my dream car turns out to be a car… which I don’t drive.



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